clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

pokemontails:

記者「オーキドはかせ!ポケモンは151匹じゃなかったんですか!」 記者「プラターヌはかせ!メガシンカ等はカロス地方だけ!と断言されてましたよね?!」
Dear Professor Oak, didn’t you say that there is only 151 Pokemon?
Professor Sycamore, didn’t you say that mega evolution may happen only in Kalos region?

pokemontails:

記者「オーキドはかせ!ポケモンは151匹じゃなかったんですか!」 記者「プラターヌはかせ!メガシンカ等はカロス地方だけ!と断言されてましたよね?!」

Dear Professor Oak, didn’t you say that there is only 151 Pokemon?

Professor Sycamore, didn’t you say that mega evolution may happen only in Kalos region?

luxwing:

tf2-daesdemona:

luxwing:

Fandom medic: I’m so dark and brooding and dignified all I want to do is play muh violin at night and think about what a dark past I have I’m angsty and turn straight men gay
Actual medic: hey bruh look at this fucking bread loaf that grew teeth I put it in a jar watch me shake it lol

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when the FUCK did this get 4k notes

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

thumbtackdev:

Here is my latest projéct

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pPldease don8 to my kickstartér so I can make the BIG MONEY

 - im so fucking sorry
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slimecap:

elasticitymudflap:

nyehs:

realjunko:

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

please nuke it while it plays this song

dirudo:

lindsaychrist:

i wont let this video die

lmfao

the303:

candivase:

I found a copy of Half Life for PS2 with the original game booklet in the case, and I was flipping through it and found this

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Just look at him

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So graceful

I figured some of you would wanna see this in motion:

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